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Sharon looks surprised! Seems like she didn’t expect to see so many big mylar balloons in my room! Don’t worry sweetheart, we’re going to fix that. Take a paper knife and help me to get rid of some of these gorgeous loons!

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Do you recognize this clicking? It’s a sound of scissors, one of the most horrific things any inflatable could hear. Don’t fall for my playful smile — I have no mercy today. It will take me just one second to cut any toy to pieces and take its valve as a trophy. A pile of shredded vinyl is all what’s left.

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Do these balloons look big and tight? Maybe they do but still not enough for me! Let’s add some more air! The whirring pump can bring the loon to its limit in seconds and I won’t stop there! And after all these loud ptp’s I still willing to finish three balloons by mouth!

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Being inside a giant climb-in balloon is fun! But how fun will it be when the second giant balloon starts to expand and your space starts to shrink? Poor Mariette, we’re going to trap her between two giant balloons with no chance of escape!

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These words printed on Qualatex 24" Looner balloon from Balloons United sound like a challenge. I accept it and do slow and sensual blowing to pop of this awesome black balloon with great neck while riding custom painted GL700.

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Glowing lights on the Christmas tree reflect in numerous tight balloons around me. I will bring more light to this room with a bright sparklers. But they could be so deadly for the big bunch of helium balloons near me…

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There’re 5 black balloons on the floor around me — two 14’’, two 17’’ and 40’’. They are inflated a bit… but obviously not enough for me. I wanna see their necks, I wanna feel they are tight as hell and ready to burst in every moment. So I take them one by one and start blowing up. But where is the limit between just right and too much? You’ll never now until it’s crossed.
This session comes with English subtitles.

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What is the difference between 32’’ and 36’’ Longnecks? One is bigger, another has wider neck. One is clear, another is crystal blue. But both Longnecks are perfect to dip myself into them, squeeze them in my arms and see how their necks bounce when I jump on them. So why should I choose one when I can take both, enjoy and deflate them in the end?

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These «ice cream» leggings look so delicious that I want to lick them! But I have more exciting things to do — I’m going to ride and sitpop dozen of 14’’ and 16’’ balloons on chair. Fist ones were old and surrender pretty quick but the last ones got a lot of hard bouncing before they burst!

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This bunch of long Unique Airships won’t last long ☺ Watch them burst in my hands and vaporize into tiniest shreds when I bounce on them hard.

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Even my sharp heels can barely pierce the tight surface of this big Black Swan float. I patch every new hole with the sticker to prolong the pleasure and make as many holes as I can before all five compartments of this toy lose all the air.

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Do you know that feeling when embracing balloons is just not enough for your loon lust? Oh that shameful feeling that I can’t fight! Dying with shame, I try to put a balloon under my shirt… and one more… and again… Why it feels so good? I need bigger balloons touching my skin! Luckily I have a couple of them in my beside table…

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24 balloons are caged in their cells and have no chance to escape from me. I’m coming for them with the sharp cocktail stick and some nasty intentions. Let’s see how deep can I dip my weapon into the tight latex before it bursts into shreds…

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Time to put the inflatables into their natural habitat! Dozens eyes of the hotel guests witness me sitting on the Duck float in the pool and blowing big colorful beachball. I guess you don’t mind to see this show too!

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I see my little show made you blush. You try to hide your excitement but you know you’re bad at it. Moreover, the people in the bar look at me now instead of watching the band playing live on the stage. I guess the show must go on then ☺ There’re still enough balloons around me. Toothpicks, fire, fingers, heels, sitpopping — this bar will owe me a free beer next time!

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My huge GL1200 Maximum Pleasure balloon is my all-time love. I’m sure you love those sexy bastards too! This time I put a GL700 into it to make them even more bouncy. Ah, yes, I also put a GL500 into GL700 inside GL1200 and it gave me some extraordinary joy of riding them all at once! I bounced them so hard that the inner GL500 bursted right inside the other two spilling the tiny lights… but it just spiced up the pleasure ☺

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